Tuesday, February 23, 2016

Pronoun Cases

Who vs. Whom
Whom vs. Who

That Who vs. Whom
That Whom vs. Who
I do not care for
Who vs. Whom

Are pronoun cases
out of your view?

I do not care for
Whom vs. Who.
Pronoun Cases
Aren't in my view

Would you care
If I told you?

I’d rather fill
Your mouth with glue.
I do not want to
Hear from you.
Pronoun cases
aren’t in my view.
I do not care for
Whom vs. Who.

“Who” and “He” are
Used the same.
While “Whom” and “Him”
Play the same game.

I’ll use “Whom” as “He”
If I want.
Like “You are whom
I want to haunt.”
I do not care for
Whom vs. Who.
To pronoun cases
I say “Screw you!”


That sentence just makes
You seem dumb.
It makes you sound
Just like a bum.
“You are who
I want to haunt.”
Try it please!
It’s what you’ll want!

I’ll say it right
If you go away.
Come talk to me
Some other day.
“Him” is “Whom.”
And “He” is “Who.”
This makes Pronoun Cases true.

Say!
I like Pronoun Cases!
I’m glad I finally chose to switch.
I can’t believe I was such a        jerk.
Pronoun cases make me smile.
Wait! Don’t go! Please stay awhile.


Parody of Green Eggs and Ham by Dr. Seuss

Actual Poem:


My parody is based off of Dr. Seuss's poem which features a conversation between the narrator and "Sam-I-Am." Sam-I-Am tries to convince the stubborn narrator to try green eggs and ham. The narrator refuses for the majority of the poem, but eventually tries the eggs in the end. When he tries the green eggs and ham, he finds out that he actually likes them, and the poem ends with him thanking Sam-I-Am. My parody features a similar conversation with a narrator who is uninformed about pronoun cases.

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